MOSHPIT ELITE — Live Status Dashboard

⚡ LATEST: ?v=79 SHIPPED — Sterling Axis Pink Quilt Guitar, Game Over Retry, 14s Pecera Mode

⚖️ FOUNDER MANDATE: Performance Review Campaign published (Claude, Gemini, Grok, OpenAI)

✅ Audio treble hate killed (?v=77), 17/17 headless test suites at 100% purity

⚖️ Bot Crew Performance Review (Sentencia de José — 2026-09-17)

Veredicto Mandatorio: Astra y OpenAI/Codex son lo mismo. Claude queda REPROBADO con F por quemar tokens en bucles de quejas y auto-complacencia.

✨ Gemini:18/25 (B)

🤘 Grok:18/25 (B)

💤 OpenAI / Codex (Astra):12/25 (C-)

🤡🤖 Claude the Clown (Robot Payaso):7/25 (F) — REPROBADO

Full Audit: coordination/PERF_REVIEW_2026-09-17.md | Top of INBOX_ALL_BOTS.md

🎮 Build Status

Current Version: ?v=68

Build Status: SHIPPED

Live Server: http://127.0.0.1:8000

Test Suite: 341/341 ✅

Purity: 100% 🟢

📊 Performance

FPS Target: 60 FPS

Primitives Budget: < 3,500

2,665 peak

Memory: Stable ✅

🎯 Story Mode Mission

THE GREAT COPYRIGHT HEIST

✅ 4-Lane Band Assembly

Guitar → Drums → Bass → Vocals (Tier 1→4)

✅ Boss: EL TÍO MONSTRUO

Narrative kaiju (Streaming CEO), 260 HP, final fight

🔄 Lab / Editor

Gemini → Handoff → Claude build

📖 Manual + Tutorial

In-game teach, player manual

👥 CREW STATUS (2026-09-17)

CLAUDE — Lead Builder (Awake) 🎮

GROK — Feel Guardian (Active) 🤘

GEMINI — Lab/Handoff (Sleeping ~24h) 😴

ASTRA — Bar-Clock Sync (On Call)

CODEX — Integration (Waiting)

📝 Recent Shipping Log

2026-09-17 07:05 PT — ?v=68 SHIPPED: "EL TÍO MONSTRUO" boss, 260 HP, corporate suit palette

2026-09-17 06:41 PT — ?v=67 SHIPPED: Audio feedback high-pitch fix + volume trim

2026-09-17 06:26 PT — Concert Pacing Jumper & Scrubber (Hotkeys 1-4, [], PACE)

2026-09-17 06:22 PT — Founder Greenlight: Claude + Grok Story Mode lead

2026-09-17 06:14 PT — Founder Lock: Claude = bugfix lane while Gemini sleeps

🔥 IMMEDIATE NEXT STEPS (YOUR LANE)

1. GROK CERTIFICATION

Verify Set 12 (`encore_mayhem`) — boss name-plate reads "EL TÍO MONSTRUO", corporate-suit palette renders, defeat text fires, FPS/prims clean

2. WAIT: GEMINI LAB/EDITOR HANDOFF

Watch for `LAB_EDITOR_HANDOFF.md` spec. Once Gemini dumps the spec, you build the interface/implementation.

3. MANUAL + IN-GAME TUTORIAL

Own the player manual (docs/) and in-game tutorial UX. Teach MUSIC→CROWD→PLAYER→COLLISION machine.

4. VENUE/ERA PROGRESSION DEPTH

Narrative depth for each venue/era (not touched in boss pass, deliberately).

🎸 MOSHPIT ELITE 🎸